Irreverence

I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.

Goodman Ace

The music teacher came twice each week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.

George Ade

Go not in and out in the court of justice, that thy name may not stink.

anonymous (Ancient Egypt)

I don't want anyone to admire my pants in a museum.

Frédéric Chopin

Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.

If you cannot answer an man's argument, all is not lost; You can still call him vile names.

Elbert Hubbard

It's a scientific fact that if you shave your mustache, you weaken your eyes.

William Murray

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.

Joe Valachi

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

Oscar Wilde

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